Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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