I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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