i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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