let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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