I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
NoShamevember. You game?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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