butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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