So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't make out with my wife yet
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
