***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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