There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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