Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Help. Why am I so naked?
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