Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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