Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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