what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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