Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Randomize
