Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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