I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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