I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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