Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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