They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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