Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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