So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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