A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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