So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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