Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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