I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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