Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Found your dick twin last night
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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