He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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