She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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