I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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