That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
So squirting runs in the family.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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