Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
My life is pants optional.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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