Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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