If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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