He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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