HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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