youre lurking in front of me
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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