How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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