sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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