The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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