i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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