I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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