I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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