Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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