Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
All the doctor said was why
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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