Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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