We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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