On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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