He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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