it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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