TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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