I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
there was a trapeze. enough said
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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