You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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