we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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