It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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