Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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