I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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