I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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