is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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