Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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